WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: screening of the 1983 sex comedy "My Tutor"
WHEN: 10:00pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because we're keeping it Trashy!
As Always, NO COVER!
Rated R for tons of boobage, questionable judgement, and some naughty language.
Hey Gang! The Primal Root here and I am deeply proud to announce our August 2nd, "Who Did You Do On Yo8ur Summer Break" screening of the remarkably unusual, profoundly perverted and startling sweet 1983 rich peopl...
WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: screening of the 1983 sex comedy "My Tutor"
WHEN: 10:00pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because we're keeping it Trashy!
As Always, NO COVER!
Rated R for tons of boobage, questionable judgement, and some naughty language.
Hey Gang! The Primal Root here and I am deeply proud to announce our August 2nd, "Who Did You Do On Yo8ur Summer Break" screening of the remarkably unusual, profoundly perverted and startling sweet 1983 rich people's problems movie, "My Tutor."
"My Tutor" tells the story of the strikingly handsome, well built, soft spoken high school student, Bobby (Matt Lattanzi), a young man who lives in a mansion, is wealthy as shit, and is still a virgin. Turns out he flunked his French final and Pops (Kevin McCarthy) has hired a live-in french tutor for the summer so Bobby can retake his failed final and secure his future!
Pops hires a gorgeous older woman by the name of Terry Green (Caren Kaye) who will spend every day drilling Bobby on the finer points of the Romance language, while wearing tiny bikinis by the pool and taking midnight skinny dips where Bobby can stand by in the bushes and watch like an open mouth creeper...but will Terry teach Bobby of the finer points of love (aka: fucking like bunnies) before the season comes to an end?
ONLY TIME WILL TELL! Join Bobby and his closest companions as night after night they find themselves in some TNA laden adventure as they try valiantly to find a woman to pop their cherry! Marvel at long sequences of large gatherings of women pelvic thrusting in leotards! Ponder the endearing/creepy performance of a very young Crispin (Don't Call me McFly) Glover! Laugh uncomfortably at early 80's politically incorrect race humor! And take a drink every time you see a pair of bare female breasts on screen!
It's "My Tutor!" And I can think of no better way to bid 2014's Summer of Trash Cinema Night's adieu. So, come on out, Saturday, August 2nd and indulge your inner teenage pervert as we enjoy the Skin-a-Max comedy classic, "My Tutor!"
Hope to see you there!
Stay Trashy!
-Root
